You know when something funny happens to you and you don't really laugh at it until hours later?
Today in my french conversation class, one of the groups presenting handed out chocolate truffles (yummy) at the end of their presentation. One of the girls that sits a few rows over apparently has never had a truffle before. She popped the tiny ball of glory into her mouth, and basically gagged because she wasn't expecting the mushy amazingness in the middle of the milk chocolate ball. I'm laughing now because at the time...I'm going to admit, I was a little upset that a truffle would go so wasted like that.
I had one of my more embarrassing moments today. My stomach was really upset and I searched around several floors in the Marshall Center for an empty bathroom and when I found one, it was like a bomb went off in my bowels. It was AWEFUL. and before I could do a courtesy flush, two older women came in. Of the 30 or so stalls they could have chosen to pee in, they walked all the way to the back corner where I was and went next to me. The one who was directly to my right was making noises like she was suffering not to smell my poop...noises like, "wheww... mmmm ughh"
well. excuse me for going to the bathroom IN THE BATHROOM. I tried to find an empty one. It's better that I crap in there and not all over myself elsewhere haha.
So I waited it out until they were done whispering about how smelly my poop is, and then I walked as fast as I could away from the Marshall Center hoping the women didn't recognize me by my shoes.
c'est tout pour aujourd'hui.
<3 rachel
3 comments:
haha i love that you can blog about your pooping adventures. :)
Haha, aw. Wait, I thought girls didn't poop? ;)
bahhh i can blog about (almost) anything. plus its something that i can laugh at now hahaha.
and emily...before i came to college i never pooped...or at least that was my story. but when you share a community bathroom with like 10 other girls, well, everyone knows you do haha.
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