STOP DRIVING AROUND MY APARTMENT COMPLEX, NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel insanely unsafe when I hear the demonic sound of an ice cream truck reverberating from the buildings around me. I feel like if he were to pass me on the streets his evil workers who reside inside of the truck would run out, snatch me in the back of the van and drive away and rape me or something. Gosh and WHY THE HELL are they driving around a college apartment anyways?
My freshman year at USF the ice cream man would drive really slow and stare at people as he drove by... I haven't seen the ice cream truck on campus since but OMG I think I'll poop myself if I do.
I swear I'm not making this up, but I remember DISTINCTLY one time the ice cream truck stopped, and 3 girls dressed in baby pink shirts, shorts, and soccer socks ran out of the back and were running around the people near the dorms in the Andros complex on campus and they were getting in people's faces telling them to buy ice cream.
IF BY CHANCE THEY GOT IN MY FACE--I would have punched them in the face and possibly curb-stomped them. Okay Okay, I know that's violent but seriously? Don't get in strangers faces and expect a positive response.
I don't hear the creepy music anymore so maybe he drove away from here.
no love for the ice cream man.
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